I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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your going to die

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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You.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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