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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How's your mum? she's dead..

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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