Womens rights

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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womens sports...

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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2+2= 478

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Miami Heat.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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