- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

so a baby seal walks into a club...

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

thumbs up!

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

How Long is a Chinese name.

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