- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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