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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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