Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

I just drank a cola.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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