- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Me Neither.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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