- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Tim likes girls

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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