- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

non poop

What's 9+10 Ebola

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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