- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Sloths

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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