what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

drew edminstin is a rat

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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