Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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mexicans fishing

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Your mam is so fat.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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