- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats white? A fridge

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

HURT

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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