- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Women's rights

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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