How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Guess what? I like trains.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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