- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

sorry son your nanas been put down

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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