there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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