- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

President Donald Trump

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Women's rights.

Sex

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

President Donald Trump

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Women's rights.

Sex

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs