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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do u call a cripple Biv

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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