What's an Anti Joke?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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sky's sty

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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