- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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