roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

darude- sandstorm

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

why was the boy sad? because.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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