- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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