- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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