- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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