What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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