Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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