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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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