ure mama's so fat

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Shea's sty....

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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