In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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That is so fetch

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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