What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

im saul and i love cock

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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