- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

binladin walks into the american seals

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

I am a women

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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