What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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