- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

My mum is called Steve

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Barack Obama

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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