- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Wenis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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