A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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pedophile

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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I went to the store and I fell

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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