What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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