whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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thumbs up!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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The NBA lockout

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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