What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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