- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Christians

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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