i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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America Votes

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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