what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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who farted i did :]

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A fat man on a moped

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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lebron

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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You.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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