- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Jesus

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

The Holocaust

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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