Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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