Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Chikin nuggets

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Miami Heat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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