What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Anthony sucks

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You bumder!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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