- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

darude- sandstorm

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

France had one revolution

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Good job, son.

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