- Anti Joke

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.