- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What? Why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are red, yup.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Shea's sty....

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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