why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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hi

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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