You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Screw it you write the joke.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

hey hey apple

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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