- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call your mom? Mom

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

You know whats funny Aids

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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