Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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your face is kinda funny

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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