Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Terraria

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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