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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Badabing.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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