- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Neither did she.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

The Colts this year.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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